Sod off.
Dear Arsehole,
Just because a bird happens to earn her living by serving drinks at the same pub you are having your stag night in does not mean that she is so hard up for money that she will strip for you and your drunk arse friends at the so-called After Party. The fact that she serves drinks at a pub also does not give you the right to get all hand grabby either. I feel sorry for the dope you managed to trick into marrying you, and I only give your marriage about 5 months tops.
Sincerely,
The disgruntled bar maid your hands were far too friendly with.
P.S. I do hope that the well aimed hex doesn't ruin your honeymoon. Actually, that's a lie, I hope it causes your dick to fall off. Cheers!
Just because a bird happens to earn her living by serving drinks at the same pub you are having your stag night in does not mean that she is so hard up for money that she will strip for you and your drunk arse friends at the so-called After Party. The fact that she serves drinks at a pub also does not give you the right to get all hand grabby either. I feel sorry for the dope you managed to trick into marrying you, and I only give your marriage about 5 months tops.
Sincerely,
The disgruntled bar maid your hands were far too friendly with.
P.S. I do hope that the well aimed hex doesn't ruin your honeymoon. Actually, that's a lie, I hope it causes your dick to fall off. Cheers!
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